I'm Elias, or eli, and I enjoy k-pop way too much - they/them pronouns

overheard on the bus

stop-to-smell-the-dandelions:

Boy:*reading from phone* I heard 1 in 4 people are gay. That means at least one person in my friendship group is gay. I hope it’s Michael, because Michael’s cute.

blookmallow:

the history of japan video is like. just musical enough that it can get stuck in my head sort of but its not actually a song so ill be just

minding my own business

n then suddenly my brain just goes

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♪♬ japan should take the islands ♪♬

karamatsugirlofficial:

veranthia:

gyarukocchi:

the body types,

the body types

do my eyes cruelly deceive me or is that an actual plus-sized girl in anime

“Oshiete! Galko-chan is a short anime about the daily lives and humorous discussions the girls have about various topics and myths regarding girls’ bodies.”

Looks like the body thing is a theme in the whole anime

benevolentgh0st:

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

Someone: Raising a family is hard
Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other
Someone: What?
Necromancer: What?
homeschool-winner:
“ paul-newman-void-villain:
“ homeschool-winner:
“ hellscapef2p:
“ chaotic neutral
”
that’s. not what that means?
honestly this is lawful evil
”
i dunno that seems pretty chaotic to me
”
no no no see “chaotic” means “untethered by...

homeschool-winner:

paul-newman-void-villain:

homeschool-winner:

hellscapef2p:

chaotic neutral

that’s. not what that means?
honestly this is lawful evil

i dunno that seems pretty chaotic to me

no no no see “chaotic” means “untethered by rules” not “creating chaos”
but this person has very clearly followed the rules to the letter, which is the clear sign of lawful evil.

theentirepopulationofsweden:
“ bloodjob:
“ bloodjob:
“ I… I can’t believe this joke is real and came out of the party popper my sister just opened.
”
Holding the actual joke in my hand again and still can’t believe it’s real.
”
#a joke about trans...

theentirepopulationofsweden:

bloodjob:

bloodjob:

I… I can’t believe this joke is real and came out of the party popper my sister just opened.

Holding the actual joke in my hand again and still can’t believe it’s real.

#a joke about trans ppl that isn’t at their expense??? and is just a pun?????

titangelion:

what the fuck is with men and how they write women taking showers honestly. like all of that back-arching mouth-half-open luxoriously-running-fingers-through-hair shit. straight dudes thinkin girls are like damn-near climax from just being naked, whats w/ that

from now on the only female shower scenes ill accept involve either; a). sitting in a ball on the shower floor or b). standing completely still while staring into the abyss absentmindedly and scratching your ass. anything else gets a 0 and a “see me after class”

isoldmyurl:

ghost-of-algren:

this is still the absolute best thing in the history of forum arguments to ever happen

it still bothers me that TheJosh got the last post before the thread was closed and thinks he was right

4lung:

4lung:

pill bottles I am using currently vs pill bottles I have used up since the year began

image

built myself a new son.  my medi-son

ommanyte:

mindcrankismycommander:

thinned-skin:

lyonnnss:

no
fucking
way

Isthis fucking reallife

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

classicalbombshell:

hatondiscat:

8-butt:

Okay guys here’s my everyday makeup tutorial as per popular request

Performance art

@lunaazuree me getting ready for work every single day

mybutterflyfact:

Then and Now: Himchan forever lying on Yongguk shoulder